(A) murder, rape or sexual abuse of a minor; (B) illicit trafficking in a controlled substance . . . including a drug trafficking crime . . . ; (C) illicit trafficking in firearms or destructive devices . . . or in explosive materials . . . ; (D) . . . laundering of monetary instruments or . . . engaging in monetary transactions in property derived from specific unlawful activity if the amount of the funds exceeded $10,000. (E)(i) . . . explosive materials offenses; (ii) . . . firearms offenses; or (iii) [a different section of the United States Code also] relating to firearms offenses; (F) a crime of violence . . . for which the term of imprisonment is at least one year; (G) a theft offense (including receipt of stolen property) or burglary offense for which the term of imprisonment is at least one year; (H) an offense . . . relating to the demand for or receipt of ransom; (I) . . . child pornography; (J) an offense . . . relating to racketeer influenced corrupt organizations or . . . gambling offenses for which a sentence of one year imprisonment or more may be imposed; (K) (i) . . . owning, controlling, managing or supervising of a prostitution business; (ii) . . . transportation for the purposes of prostitution if committed for commercial advantage; or (iii) . . . peonage, slavery, and involuntary servitude; (L) (i) . . . gathering or transmitting national defense information . . . disclosure of classified information . . . sabotage [or] treason; (ii) . . . protecting the identity of undercover intelligence agents; or (iii) [another provision] relating to protecting the identity of undercover intelligence agents. (M) an offense that (i) involves fraud or deceit in which the loss to the victim or victims exceeds $10,000; or (ii) . . . tax evasion in which the revenue loss to the government exceeds $10,000. (N) . . . alien smuggling [unless first offense and the purpose was to only aid certain family members]; (O) [relating to previously deported aggravated felons] (P) . . . falsely making, forging, counterfeiting, mutilating, or altering a passport or instrument or [violating a United States Code section] relating to document fraud . . . for which the term of imprisonment is at least 12 months . . . (Q) . . . failure to appear by a defendant for service of sentence if the underlying offense in punishable by imprisonment for a term of five years or more; (R) . . . commercial bribery, counterfeiting, forgery, or trafficking in vehicles the identification numbers of which have been altered for which the term of imprisonment is at least one year; (S) . . . obstruction of justice, perjury, or subornation of perjury, or bribery of a witness, for which the term of imprisonment is at least one year; (T) . . . failure to appear before a court pursuant to a court order to answer to or to dispose of a charge of a felony for which a sentence of two years imprisonment or more may be imposed; and (U) an attempt or conspiracy to commit an offense described in this paragragh. The term applies to an offense described in this paragraph whether in violation of a Federal or State law and applies to such an offense in violation of the law of a foreign country for which the term of imprisonment was completed within the last 15 years. Notwithstanding any other provision of the law (including any effective date), the term applies regardless of whether the conviction was entered before, on, or after [the date of the enactment of this paragraph].
INA § 1101(a)(43).