Year: (2011)
1) Name – Joseph William Giovanni Evangelista Tursi
2) Alias – Tursi, Turs, Joe, Dijon MusTard, Eveready, Superman
3) Hometown – San Francisco, CA. I’m from the Bay where we hyphy and go dumb, from the soil where them rappers be getting their lingo from.
4) Career Aspirations – -Baby Sitting, -Lawns Mowed, -Half/Ass Taxi Service, -Used Cars, -Land, -Whiskey, -Manure, -Nails, -Fly Swatters, -Racing Forms, -Bongos, -Professional Circumcising, -Abortions, -Wars Fought, -Uprisings Quelled, -Expert Spear Thrower, -Revolutions Started, -Tigers Tamed, -Unwed Mothers Counseled, -Assassinations Plotted, -Magician, -Judge, -Expert Card Dealer, -Bars Emptied, -Pigs Neutered, -Governments Run, -Virgins Converted, -Orgies Organized, -Bicycle Wheels Re-spoked. *Also Preach And Lead Singing Revival Meetings
5) Likes – Long walks off short piers and the view from 2001 37th Ave.
6) Dislikes – How all of a sudden snitching became cool. You smell me?
7) Favorite shovelhead sketch – I don’t really think I know you well enough
8) Favorite shovelhead character – to be talking about that sort of thing. Can’t we just enjoy tonight for what it is?
9) Most likely to... – Pop, Lock, AND Drop it.
10) Last CD Listened to – Songs in the Key of Life by Stevie Wonder
11) Best shovelhead memory – It all started with “We’ll post the cast list at 2am on Robsham.”
12) Favorite Mariah Carey Song – Oh don’t make me choose.
13) Comedic inspiration – David Letterman, Jim Carrey, Dane Cook, and Mike Myers.
14) Vices – You don’t know me! I do what I want.
15) Favorite Movie - The Pursuit of Happyness
16) Favorite TV Show – The Office
17) Childhood Heroes – Superman
18) Pino's or Presto's – Pino’s
19) Beverage of Choice – ½ Spirte ½ Pink Lemonade aka HBC Love
20) Favorite snack – Mustard’s Onion Strings