We at Hello...Shovelhead! have a bevy of famous or soon to be famous alumni. As it turns out, while highly proficient at writing and performing sketch comedy, we have very poor organizational skills. But hey...what are you gonna do? We've got more important things to do than remember who former cast members are...like get ourselves in trouble with religious groups, etc. So here is a partial list of our alumni and a space where, hopefully, we will be able to get in touch with our long lost brothers and sisters...who are hopefully movie stars. If you are an "alumnus" of Hello...Shovelhead! and find that your name is missing please email us immediately at: helloshovelhead@yahoo.com. Thanks.

(many of these names are based on rumors and so spelling and years are questionable)

* Indicates alumni that did not graduate as cast members