Naked in the '97
by Anonymous Staff

Well, a new year has begun, three cheers and ballyho! In this coming year their are many events to look forward to; a gambling-free college campus, the rise of the Lakers and the quasi heavenly Eddie Jones; the second chapter in the honorable career of our President........Bill Clinton and continuing reform from our God fearing Republican Congress. We here at Naked Singularity look forward to ringing in the new year with several vigorous new editions of our little paper. New additions to look forward to this year include a Paper with more attitude attitude attitude, a prerequisite for any up and coming maga-paper, and continuous updates of the long running Editors Nude Photo Contest featuring explicit photos of your favorite Editors Bob Nolan and Damien Vena and encouraged reader voting and criticism. As many of us view graduation looming on the horizon, we look forward to playing our intricate part as the insane aunt in the family that is Boston College. We certainly hope you enjoy our paper as much as we do and pledge (with your help) to continue bringing you the best Naked Singularity products^TM this side of St. Louis.