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Fun
Skits/Dramas Banana Bandann Two
foreign guys (Italian, Norwegian, etc.) stand in front of the stage.
Their English teacher stands in front and to the side of them.
She begins to brag about how their English has really improved.
To demonstrate, she says to the audience that they have learned
to new words, “bandanna” (the two men pull out a banana) and
“banana” (the men pull out bandannas). “First we will start with
the banana,” the teacher continues.
The two guys pull out the bandanna.
The she states all the things you can do with a banana: peel it,
take a bite of it, slice it into your cereal, etc.
As the teacher narrates these things the guys act this out with
the bandannas. The she
says, “Now they will demonstrate their knowledge about the word
“bandanna”. The two
guys pull out the banana. The
teacher states all the things you can do with a bandanna:
put it in your back pocket, blow your nose with it, tie it around
your head, tuck it in your shirt to keep the food off your clothes, and
to wipe each other’s faces with. The guys act these things out and make a mess, especially
smashing the banana in each other’s faces.
The teacher notices the mess and yells at them, while they look
back at her stupidly. She
apologizes to the crowd and exits off. The Bat Skit props: •
Batman mask and Robin mask •
black tights and green tights •
flash light •
a cardboard cutout of a Bat symbol (use the one above) PART
ONE [OPEN:
Mayor sitting behind desk with “Mayor” sign on desk, doing
mayor-like [In
rushes villain, Big Foot alias Sasquatch. He snatches up the mayor and
runs Mayor
(screaming): “Agony! Agony!” [Lights
go out] [The
Batsignal (flashlight aimed at Bat symbol cutout) gleams in the
distance] [The
lights come on and the Police Commissioner is holding the flash light] (A
great touch we added was to get the actual Chief of Police of our town
to play [Batman
and Robin rush in all hero-like] Batman:
“What is it, Commissioner?” Commissioner:
“Batman! It’s horrible! The mayor has been mayor-napped by some Robin:
“Holy missing mayors Batman!” B:
“Did you find any clues Commissioner?” C:
“Only this piece of hair.” R:
“Holy hair balls Batman!” (there
is humor in repetition so try to set this line as one the crowd will
know every
week and repeat with Batman) C:
“Batman, don’t you get cold wearing those skimpy tights?” B:
“Naturally you didn’t know I was wearing my special Thermal Bat Long C:
“Oh ... right.” B:
“Robin! We’ R:
“Right Batman!” B:
“To the Ba... Do you have the keys, Robin?” R:
“Holy locksmith Batman! I thought you had them in your Bat Key Pouch
next to B:
“They’re not here!” R:
“They must have fallen out on the way in.” B:
“WE MUST FIND THE BAT KEYS!” R:
“Right Batman!” B:
“Let’s GO!” Announcer
(who is unseen): “Will the dynamic duo find out who kidnapped the Doctor’s Office Characters:
Secretary, Jack Hammer, Sneezing, Itching, Twitching,
Hemorrhoids, Pregnant. Plot: Have a chair sitting by itself and have two chairs about 20
feet away from the single one. The
single chair is for the secretary and the other two are for the waiting
room. The secretary is
sitting in the single chair. Jack
Hammer enters the office. He
states, “I am here for my physical, but I am in perfect physical
condition.” The secretary tells him to have a seat in the waiting room.
Jack sits down and waits to see the doctor.
Sneezing walks in sneezing and tells the secretary that she is
her for her sneeze. The secretary tells her that doctor would be right with her
and to wait next to Jack Hammer. Jack
tells sneezing that he is in perfect physical condition and asks her
what’s the matter. At the
same time Jack starts sneezing and the person gets better.
She says, “I was in for sneezing, but I guess I am alright
now.” With that, sneezing cancels her appointment with the
secretary, leaving Jack all alone sneezing.
(I am sure with the rest of the characters you can tell what
happens. Jack Hammer builds
up all of these traits. So
at the end he is sneezing, itching, twitching, and hemorrhoids.
You really need a boy that is outgoing and not afraid to make a
fool out of himself) . Itching
walks in itching and tells the secretary that she is her for her itch. The secretary tells her that doctor would be right with her
and to wait next to Jack Hammer. Jack,
still sneezing, tells itching that he is in perfect physical condition
and asks her what’s the matter. At
the same time Jack starts itching.
So now he is sneezing and itching and the other person gets
better. She says, “I was
in for itching, but I guess I am alright now.”
With that, itching cancels her appointment with the secretary,
leaving Jack all alone sneezing and itching.
Twitching walks in twitching and tells the secretary that she is
her for her twitch. The
secretary tells her that doctor would be right with her and to wait next
to Jack Hammer. Jack, still sneezing and itching, tells twitching that he is
in perfect physical condition and asks her what’s the matter.
At the same time Jack starts twitching.
So now he is sneezing, itching, and twitching and the other
person gets better. She
says, “I was in for twitching, but I guess I am alright now.”
With that, twitching cancels her appointment with the secretary,
leaving Jack all alone sneezing, itching, and twitching.
Then here comes Hemorrhoids.
The secretary asks him what’s the matter and he whispers
hemorrhoids, so the audience could here.
Then he walks into where Jack is twitching, itching, and sneezing
in his chair. Before
Hemorrhoids sits down, Jack states that he is in perfect physical
condition and asks what’s the matter.
The person sits down and says hemorrhoids at the same time.
He then wiggles his butt in his chair making like he is alright
in his chair. Once the person says hemorrhoids, Jack jumps out of his chair
and rolls on the ground with hemorrhoids, while still sneezing, itching,
and twitching. Then
hemorrhoids gets up from out of his chair and checks out with the
secretary. Finally,
Pregnant walks in and Jack sees her and runs out of the Doctor’s
office screaming.
I’ve Been a Shotta Characters: Director, Mama, Son,
Killer, Doctor Plot: The director goes up front and says that he has written a
play and brought his best Italian actors and actress with him to perform
the play for the audience. The
actors and the actresses come out front trying to get the people to
applaud or thanking them constantly with their high egos.
The director says, “Places!
I’ve a been a shotta. Take one.”
(The A’s are important, since this is a play performed by
Italian actors) The first
time through the actors show no emotion.
The mama is the only one on stage.
The rest of the actors are off stage.
Make sure the killer is on the opposite side of the sonna.
The mama says, “I am the mama and
I am a makin a pasta for my sonna.
My sonna loves a mama’s pasta.”
The son enters. The son says, “Hello Mama.
You are a makin a pasta for your a sonna.” The son tastes the mama’s pasta.
Then replies, “I love a mama’s pasta.”
The killer now enters and says, “I’ve a come a to kill a your
sonna.” Then shoots the
son. “Banga banga.” The son then falls and says, “I’ve a been a shotta.
Squirta squirta (as he puts his hands over his heart, making like blood
is coming out of him.” Then the killer exits. The
mama (remember no emotion the first time through) calls the doctor.
“Ringa, ringa” The
mama states, “Come a quick a, my sonna has a been a shotta.”
The doctor replies, “I’ll be right over a.”
The doctor knocks on the door, “Knocka, knocka.”
The doctor enters. The
doctor states, “Your sonna has a been a shotta.”
At this point the director has had enough of this non emotional
stuff. He claims the mama
should be sad because her son is dead, the doctor should be sad because
she/he did not make it on time. Then
he calls for lots of emotion. (e.g.
The killer hugs the son before he shoots him and the sonna thanks
the killer for shooting him, Mama and the doctor are overjoyed that the
son is dead, and do not
forget the son to be overjoyed that he has been shot.) Then states,
“Places. I’ve a been a
shotta take two.” The
director calls cut at the same spot as before.
The time the play has been sold and he can see why.
There are many options for this third and final take.
You can be sold to Japan and act like a Japanese movie.
You could also be sold to a ballet company and perform it as a
ballet with the actors and actress leaping and spinning around.
You can change the emotions to your liking (loud, soft, etc.)
I have found that these work the best.
The director calls cut at the same spot as before and asks for a
round of applause from the audience.
Movie Theater Skit Characters:
a young couple, an old woman, a girl, a wimpy guy, a tough guy Scene:
a row in a movie theater The
scene opens up with the muscle man to the far right, next the wimpy guy,
then the girl, and finally the old woman.
Empty seats should be placed at both ends of the row.
The young couple walks in and realizes they will have to sit
apart from one another. Everyone
else should be acting like they are watching the movie already.
The boyfriend sits next to the old woman and the girlfriends sits
next to muscle man. They
look at each other down the row and wave and smile.
Then the boyfriend decides to ask his girlfriend if she wants
some soda. Everyone shhhes him, so he passes the soda down through the
old woman. She passes it
down, until the soda gets to the girlfriend.
The same sequence occurs with the popcorn, arm around the
shoulder, holding hands, and finally a kiss.
The idea is that each person should act out their character.
The old woman likes the attention from the young stud.
The girl is negligible and can act out any personality.
The wimpy guy gets psyched, but embarrassed by the girl’s
interaction with him. But
he is frightened to pass everything onto the muscle man, especially the
kiss. The tough guy reacts
violently to the wimps advances. At
the end, after the tough guy kisses the girlfriend, she slaps him in the
face and storms off. He turns and passes the slap down and walks off, until it
reaches the boyfriend. He
then stands up and says in exasperation “Women Mystery Dream Date
Connection The
set is arranged just like the old Dating Game, where the three
contestants can't see the mystery
date. Johnny Ferrarri doesn't come out until he is announced. Then,
Johnny intros the mystery guy and then the 3 girl contestants. Announcer: (Music
starts) Love Romance Commitment... Three special words that you won't
hear during this edition of, "The Mystery Dream Date
Connection". (Applause) Tonight one of our three lucky ladies will
win an all expense paid trip for two to beautiful... Acapulco, MEXICO!
(Applause) Let's meet our
three young beauties...and heeeeeeeeere they are! (Applause) Hot babe #~
is a part time student and a full time party machine! She likes guys,
guys, guys....romantic excursions to Fornication Mountain, and full
contact mud wrestling. She's the daughter of a Pentecostal preacher..
please welcome, Candy Lovelace! (Applause) Hot babe #2 says that she is
a cheerleader by day...and a magician by night. She says she can turn
ANY guys night into a magical evening of UNTIL
END OF SHOW) Johnny runs to stage, waving... Johnny: Thank you Robbie Roberts!
You've met our three beautiful contestants, now it's time to meet our,
Mystery Dream Date Guy". He hails from Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania... he's a teenage heart throb and the star of stage and
screen, please welcome... .Toby Dillon! (Toby walks out shakes Johnny's
hand and sits in his chair) Well, Toby.... there are three absolutely
gorgeous females that desperately want to go out with you. Are you ready
to meet them? Toby: I sure am, Johnny! (Claps his
hands and does the Arsenio chant--only in a classy way) Johnny:
OK, then. Hot babe #1. Say hello to Toby. #1: (Acting VERY sexy) Hello there
Toby, you big hunk of MAN! (Fans herself when done) Johnny:
OaaaaKaaaay. Hot babe #2. Would you please say hi to Toby. #2: (Also acting VERY
sexy--throws her hair back--speaks very breathy) I love you, Toby. Johnny:
Whoa! Things are heating up already! And finally, Hot babe #3, say hi to
Toby. #3: (Speaking very nice and
normal) Hi Toby, it's nice to meet you! (The other girls laugh) Johnny: Is everybody ready to throw a
big kiss? (Starts to do it) Producer: Uh, Johnny...that comes at the
end of the show. Johnny: Uh. . .oh, yea. Toby, I know
you have a few very important questions to ask the ladies before
deciding who will be your mystery dream date. Take it away! Toby: Thanks, Johnny. (Reading off
3X5 cards) Hot babe #1. If at the end of our date, I told you that I was
saving myself for marriage, what would you say? #1: Well, first I would check your
pulse to see if you were alive! Then I'd call 911, since you obviously
would be suffering from some sort of major sickness. Then, I would put
some of my patented, world famous love moves on you.. you would cry for
mercy! Toby: Thank you, #1. Hot babe #2. If
we would fall in love and get married, what would life be like? #2: First of all, we WILL fall in
love, but we'll just live together for a while first, just to make sure
that we're compatible. Then, each night we'd have a bigger party than
the night before....you would introduce me to all of your Hollywood
friends, and I would become a big star and then we could hire people to
do all the dirty housework & stuff! Toby: (Shakes his head) Ok...Hot
babe #3. Same question. #3: Well, Toby, I couldn't marry
you unless you believed the things that I believe in. But if you did, we
would be equal partners in our marriage, with you being the head of our
home. We would love each other with all of our hearts, and be faithful
to each other and always want the best for each other. With you, me and
God as a team, we can't go wrong! Johnny: OK, is everybody ready to
throw a big kiss? (Starts to do it) Producer: Uh, Johnny.. that comes at the
end of the show. Johnny: Uh.. .oh, yea. Toby, you've
heard our ladies answers, now it's time to decide...which one will be
your Dream Date. Will it be Hot babe #1 (She acts flirty), Hot babe #2
(So does she), or Hot babe #3 (She still acts sweet)? Toby: Johnny, I'm gonna have to go
with Hot babe #3! (#1 & #2 freak out...so does Johnny) Johnny: You've GOT to be kidding!
Those were two of the hottest babes we've EVER had on this show. I know
a million guys that would kill for a chance to even talk with one of
them. WHAT would cause you to choose #3? Toby: Johnny, I've seen everything,
tried everything...I'm sick of the emptiness of the party life. I need
someone REAL. A girl that I can trust and love. All my friends are
lonely.. deep down inside. Everything
that Number 3 said was so real and honest.
(UNPAUSE AUDIO AND PLAY CLOSING MUSIC AND ANNOUNCER) Johnny:
Well, there you have it folks. Now I've heard it all! (Disgusted) Come
on out girls. They all come over. #1 & #2 start to hang all over
Johnny. Toby and #3 walk slowly towards each other, meet half way, and
each extend both hands to each other) Producer: Psssst. Johnny! THROW THE
KISS! THROW THE KISS! Toby & #3 walk offhand in hand) Johnny: I don't wanna throw a kiss. My
ratings are ruined now. This is the 5th game show I've lost in the past
month. (Sobs) Sweet Nell Improv Characters:
Narrator, Sweet Nell, Harvey Loverlips, Snidely Whiplash, Mother,
Loveseat, Mirror, Rug, Door, Dog, Cat, 2 Audience Prompters Narrator
picks volunteers from the audience to act out the above parts.
She sets up the “human” furniture on stage.
As she reads the following script, the characters act it out.
The thing is to put the actors into awkward situations. Give each actor time to do everything you describe, including
their lines. (The
cat is laying on the loveseat and the dog is laying on the rug.)
Once upon a time there was a girl named Sweet Nell.
One day she walked into her bedroom, petted her cat and pluncted
down next to it heavily on the loveseat.
As she rested, her mom pushed open the door and said, “ Oh
Sweet Nell, there’s someone here to see you.
I think you’ll like who it is!”
Sweet Nell’s face lit up because she thought it was Harvey
Loverlips (The audience
prompters should hold up a sign with the word “Yeah!” on it to
prompt the audience), who she adored (Sweet Nell sighs swooningly).
She said, “Just a minute!” and then went over to her mirror
to primp herself up. (Have
the mirror imitate Sweet Nell’s actions) Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
Sweet Nell says, “Come in, honey!”
Snidely Whiplash (audience prompters hold up signs with
“Boo!” to prompt the crowd) strides in the door and Sweet Nell
gasps! Snidely (Boo!) said,
“Sweet Nell, please come out with me, for as you know I am the most
handsome man in the entire area.”
Sweet Nell replied, “Never, not even if you were the last man
on earth! Get out of my room at once!”
The dog starts barking at Snidely (Boo), bites him and chases him
out of the room. Mother
comes in and says, “Oh Sweet Nell, why don’t you go out with Snidely
(Boo)? He’s rich, suave, and good looking.” Sweet Nell replies, “Because I just adore Harvey Loverlips
(Yeah!). Besides Snidely
(Boo!) has a big nose!” Mother
shakes her head sadly. Meanwhile,
Harvey Loverlips (Yeah!) comes in.
He steps on the cats tail, trips over the rug, and falls against
the loveseat, bonking his head. He
is knocked unconscious. Sweet
Nell rushes over to Harvey (Yeah!) and gushes, “Oh Harvey (Yeah!), I
love you so much!” At this point Harvey (Yeah!) wakes up and kisses Sweet Nell
(pause) on her hand and says, “Sweet Nell, your swell!”
THE END Twisted Scriptures Need
a radical skit that deals with renewing your mind and hypocrisy? Here
you go! (David
Letterhead is already at his desk on stage. At the proper time, the band
comes out. They are dressed like heavy metal rockers. They can either ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen. Live on our stage tonight, a band that is on the
last leg of a 500 city world tour--a band that has over 50,000,000 album
sales in their home state alone--a band that knows the true meaning of
life as we know it. The band that puts the thump in Thursday and the fry
in Friday in arenas all over the world...give it up for......Twisted
Scriptures! (The Band runs out on stage, waving and acting like rock
starts...shake David Letterhead's hand) DAVID:
Uh...welcome gentlemen, it's good to have you here on the big show. Been
busy I see! BAND
#1: That's right Dave. Rockin & Rollin across the planet! (They all
chant and high five each other) Party!
Party! Party! (They all settle down, sit and fall asleep in their
chairs) DAVID:
Uh...guys..guys! Hey, look, it's Madonna! (They all jump up at once) BAND
#2: What? Where? Who? Did somebody say...Mamamamamadonna? DAVID:
Guys! It was a joke...a joke! BAND
#3: Don't EVER joke about Madonna, man. That's sacred ground, dig? (They
all sit) DAVID:
(Chuckles) Yea, I DIG. (Chuckles again) Ok, let's get down to business
fellas. Your new album, "More Twisted Scriptures", which by
the way, is my all time favorite album, (laughs very quickly, like he
couldn't hold it in, then coughs to cover it up) is really doing well.
What gives? BAND
#1: Well, Dave. You know there's a real spiritual revolution going on
throughout the universe and we felt it was our duty, as ARTISTS, to
commercially tap into what's going down. We've taken certain liberties
with the text......hey, but no one listens to the words anyway! DAVID:
After hearing a few of the cuts, I wanted to ask if you guys were really
Christians, or are you just using God as a good luck charm...you
know...to try to sell more records? BAND
#2: David...I've never been more serious when I say that we are true
believers in the Almighty big guy upstairs. We would never crossover
into the Christian market just to tap into the millions and millions of
Christian record buyers that buy anything that comes along. (They all
quickly huddle together, laughing to themselves, then straighten up) DAVID:
Yeeeaaaaa. What exactly DO you guys believe? America wants to hear some
of those famous nuggets of wisdom that you've become so famous for. BAND
#3: OK, here's one Dave. "If someone slaps you on one cheek, it
would be better that a millstone be tied around his neck and be thrown
into the deepest sea". Or, check this out. "Thou shalt not
kill....unless someone REALLY gets you ticked off." (Acts proud of
himself) DAVID:
That sounds pretty close to all out blasphemy, boys! I'm not a very
religious kind of guy, but I don't think I'd be re-arranging the best
selling book of all time! BAND
#1: Dave...you gotta lighten up! It's the 90's! You make your own rules,
and then you live by 'em. Like
the good book says, "If you lust after a woman in your heart, it's
the same as having sex with her, only you don't have to buy her dinner
first!" (They all laugh) Or...this is a great one..our best selling
T-Shirt..."Children obey your parents...NOT!" (They roll on
the floor laughing like crazy..Dave is not laughing at all.) DAVID:
I thought on your earlier albums you guys used to preach about how the
Word of God renews your mind and cleans out all the junk...not changing
it all around to suit your own needs. BAND
#2: Hey, we didn't come on your show to be insulted, man! We've matured
since our first few albums. We've seen the world...experienced
life.....as it is written, "There's Faith, Hope and Charity, but
the greatest of these...is..."hey, was Faith the greatest, or was
it her sister Hope? No, I think it was their cousin...Charity...what a
fox! (He says the last few sentences with a real party attitude.
They all start laughing and high fiving each other....again.) DAVID:
(Talking to the "home audience") Parents, lock up the
kids...Twisted Scriptures is in town!
ladies and gentlemen...it's time to end the big show for tonight.
But before we go, do you guys have anything to say...perhaps something
that would help to recapture the hearts of a stunned America? BAND#3:
Listen, America. If you want to renew your mind, live a peaceful, happy
life...if it's so important for yo to EXIST without fear or anger or
stress...then GO AHEAD..do the Bible thing!
But if you wanna do your own thing, make your own rules, live and
die by the code of rock and roll, then put that Bible back on the shelf
and party down with Twisted Scriptures. We love you America! DAVID:
Don't forget to watch Twisted Scriptures, Wednesday night on ABC, when
they will be hosting the 10th Annual Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll
Achievement Awards. Good Night, everybody!
Vaseline Skit Characters:
main actor, 3 hikers, the director Props:
You will need a lot of Vaseline The
scene opens up with the main character entering center stage tired from
his long hike up the mountain. He
comments on how great the hike has been up the mountain. Then the other three hikers come on stage and start
complaining individually with no emotion about how their lips are
chapped. When they finish
the main character pulls out a chapstick Vaseline and explains in a
commercial voice, “When
my lips are chapped I reach for my Vaseline.”
At this point the director walks in and starts saying how the
audience cannot see the Vaseline and that you need more Vaseline (as he
hands him a bottle of Vaseline) and that you need the other hikers to be
more chapped. Then the
scene starts over again only this time all the hikers are a little more
tired and the three hikers show emotion about their chapped lips.
Then the main character says his line and takes a little Vaseline
and spreads it over his lips. The
director says cut one more time and says that they need more Vaseline.
Try to get the audience to scream “More Vaseline, more
Vaseline.” He hands the
main character another Vaseline bottle, so he now has two bottles.
Then the scene starts over again with the hikers overemphasizing
their chapped lips and the hiker says his line and smears with two hands
the Vaseline over his face. The
director says cut and says that the hiking scene is not doing it for
him, so he wants to change the scenery to a desert.
The characters walk off. He
places a bottle of water and a huge bucket of Vaseline in the middle of
the floor. Only have the main character crawling on the floor onto the
stage saying how chapped his lips are as he throws away the water and
goes for the Vaseline bucket and places his whole head of Vaseline in
the bucket and pulls it out with a huge smile on his face.
The director says cut and says that’s a wrap. The director can also end the skit by saying they have been
sold to a chocolate syrup corporation.
We’se Chickens number
of actors: 5-6 number
of minutes: 10-15 props:
Cross, Bible, and Rosary retreatants:
junior high school, high school, college A
person goes up like he/she is going to introduce the retreat and starts
talking. Then all of a
sudden four people from the crowd get up and start acting like chickens.
They peck other people and cluck.
Then the speaker asks, “What are you?”
They answer, “We’se Chickens”
Then the speaker asks, “What makes you think you are
chickens?” Then one by
one the chickens answer that they have been in a barn, laying on eggs,
crowed at the sunrise, laid an egg, etc.
Then the speaker states, “Laying egg, crowing at the sunrise
(etc.) does not make you chickens.”
The chickens answer in unison, “It doesn’t?”
The speaker answers, “It doesn’t!”
Then the chickens go off into their own little huddle and decide
what to be next and decide to be airplanes.
While this is going on the speaker apologizes and continues to
talk about the retreat. Then
the chickens break out like airplanes.
The speaker exclaims, “What are you now?”
They answer, “We’se airplanes!”
The speaker asks, “What makes you think you are airplanes?”
The crowd answers individually that they have excess baggage,
hung out in a hanger, flew in WWII, or have a barf bag.
Then the speaker answers, “Just because you hung around a
hanger, or flew in WWII, etc. does
not mean you are airplanes.”
The crowd answers once again in unison, “It doesn’t?”
The speaker replies “It doesn’t!”
Then the airplanes go off and huddle together and discuss what
they are going to be next and decide to be Christians, so they grab a
Bible, a rosary, and the cross. During
this time the speaker apologizes once again and continues to talk about
the retreat. All of the
sudden you have Christians. One
person singing “Amazing Grace” obnoxiously, another person saying
they found this cross, another person praying the rosary, another person
preaching the word with the Bible (Baptist Style) and you have another
person healing people. Then
the speaker asks, “What are you now?”
The crowd answers, “We’se Christians!”
The speaker asks, “What makes you think you are Christians?”
The crowd answers individually, “I have the power to heal
people, I am singing to Jesus, I am praising the word of our Lord Jesus
Christ, I pray the rosary, I found this cross.”
The speaker interrupts and exclaims, “Just because you have the
power to heal people and you are singing to Jesus, etc. does not make
you Christians.” They
answer in unison, “It doesn’t?”
The speaker answers, “No, it doesn’t!
It is your personal relationship with Jesus that makes you
Christian.” The crowd
answers together, “Oh!”
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